Laugh-Out-Loud Christmas Jokes for Kids by Rob Elliott
Author:Rob Elliott
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2016-08-08T16:00:00+00:00
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say when Santa came home late?
A: “Where on earth have you been?”
Q: What did the fish think of its Christmas present?
A: She thought it was fin-tastic!
Q: What did Santa say when Mrs. Claus made him coffee?
A: “Thanks a latte!”
Q: What do you get when you cross a duck and a squirrel?
A: A nut-quacker
Q: What do you get when you cross a reindeer and a fish?
A: Ru-dolphin
Q: Why was the skunk put on Santa’s naughty list?
A: Because he was a stinker.
Jack: Why did you give me worms for Christmas?
Jeff: Because they were dirt cheap!
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